*There are only two things to worry about.
*Either you are well or you are sick.
*If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about.
*But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about.
*Either you will get well or you will die.
*If you get well, there is nothing to worry about.
*If you die, there are only two things to worry about.
*Either you will go to heaven or hell.
*If you go to heaven there is nothing to worry about.
*But if you go to hell, you’ll be so damn busy shaking hands with friends you wouldn’t have time to worry!
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