Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone
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I’m more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice!
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When I’m good I’m very good but when I’m bad I’m better
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To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all life’s problems
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WaNnA PLaY ArMy?? … Ok! SiT BaCk AnD i’LL BLoW ThE HeLL OuT oF YoU!
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I avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it
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I love work; it fascinates me; I can sit and watch it for hours
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Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question
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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
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Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
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When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?
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Gravity always wins
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The easiest way to avoid a hangover is to just stay drunk
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There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise
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I’m not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings
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Buy land, they have quit making it!
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Don’t judge a man by his boxers, it’s what’s inside that counts
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I’m not suffering from insanity, I’m enjoying every minute of it
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Eat healthy, exercise more, still die
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Politicians prefer unarmed peasants
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Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
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Women/Men who seek to be equal with men/women lack ambition
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What happens if you get scared half to death… twice?
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Smile, it makes people wonder what you’re up too..
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Opinions are like assholes… Everyone’s got one, and they stink
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Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
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Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most
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If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws
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I don’t have to be careful, I’ve got a gun
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