Love Masti

Sardar ne Bacha aghwa kia or tavaan k lye sticker pe likh k bache pe chipkaya “10 Lakh subah pull k neche pohnchado”
Aur bache ko ghar wapis bhejdia
Dosre din wo pull k neche gya to usy paise milgye or sath sticker pe likha tha
“Maa Qasam paise ka gham nai,Gham to is bat ka hai k SARDAR ne SARDAR ko loota

Teri Sada Ki Bay-Rukhi Ko Main Aaj Tak Bhula Nahi Paya,,,,,

Mubarakaan Jee mubarkan… Is Shair Mein “Faraz” Nahi Aaya…..!!!

In battle Sardar g was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket.

Why?

Sardar g replied

‘ O jis mai machar nai ghus skta goli kia ghusy gi’.¤

A Sardar asked his friend: kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain??
Frend replied: No
Sardar said: tou phir taangain kahan se daalta hai saalay..!!

U r sweet as CHOCOLATE

Metha as GULABJAMN

Rasila as RUS’MALAIE

Cool as ICE CREAM

ALLAH apko ßuri nazr se
ßchäiye!

Khin Tmko.
CHIYUN’TIYAN

Na  LAY JAe .!!