http://lovemasti.com |Urdu Poetry | Urdu Jokes | Cricket News | Urdu Sms | LoveMasti | Fri, 06 Aug 2010 12:29:22 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc http://lovemasti.com/ask-my-parents/ http://lovemasti.com/ask-my-parents/#comments Mon, 22 Mar 2010 14:37:46 +0000 Rohan http://lovemasti.com/ask-my-parents/ How to grow up a baby 2 make it absolute charming, smart, good looking, truthful n extremely intelligent kid ? . . . . . . ASK MY PARENTS. number of view: 380 Share and Enjoy:]]> http://lovemasti.com/ask-my-parents/feed/ 0 http://lovemasti.com/have-a-horrible-day-without-water/ http://lovemasti.com/have-a-horrible-day-without-water/#comments Sat, 20 Mar 2010 14:32:51 +0000 Rohan http://lovemasti.com/?p=1958 Have a horrible day without water Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom, while soap in ur eyes. Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u. Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday… number of view: 317 Share and Enjoy:]]> http://lovemasti.com/have-a-horrible-day-without-water/feed/ 0 http://lovemasti.com/when-i-was-born%e2%80%a6devil-said/ http://lovemasti.com/when-i-was-born%e2%80%a6devil-said/#comments Sat, 20 Mar 2010 14:32:09 +0000 Rohan http://lovemasti.com/?p=1956 When I was born…Devil said When I was born Devil said…Oh Shit!!! Another GOOD PERSON!!!.. & When u were born devil said … Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!! …. number of view: 425 Share and Enjoy:]]> http://lovemasti.com/when-i-was-born%e2%80%a6devil-said/feed/ 0 http://lovemasti.com/our-son-got-his-brain-from-me/ http://lovemasti.com/our-son-got-his-brain-from-me/#comments Sat, 20 Mar 2010 14:31:35 +0000 Rohan http://lovemasti.com/our-son-got-his-brain-from-me/ Our son got his brain from me Husband: You know, our son got his brain from me. Wife: I think he did , I still got mine with me! number of view: 260 Share and Enjoy:]]> http://lovemasti.com/our-son-got-his-brain-from-me/feed/ 0 http://lovemasti.com/the-universe-is-finite/ http://lovemasti.com/the-universe-is-finite/#comments Sat, 20 Mar 2010 14:31:09 +0000 Rohan http://lovemasti.com/the-universe-is-finite/ The universe is Finite… Astronomers say “The universe is Finite…” Which is a comforting Thought For those people , Who cannot remember Where they leave Things number of view: 174 Share and Enjoy:]]> http://lovemasti.com/the-universe-is-finite/feed/ 0 http://lovemasti.com/are-u-sure-u-love-me-no1-else/ http://lovemasti.com/are-u-sure-u-love-me-no1-else/#comments Sat, 20 Mar 2010 06:56:48 +0000 Rohan http://lovemasti.com/?p=1950 Are u sure u love me & no1 else? Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday number of view: 115 Share and Enjoy:]]> http://lovemasti.com/are-u-sure-u-love-me-no1-else/feed/ 0 http://lovemasti.com/elephant-sat-on-mercedes/ http://lovemasti.com/elephant-sat-on-mercedes/#comments Sat, 20 Mar 2010 06:56:11 +0000 Rohan http://lovemasti.com/?p=1948 Elephant sat on Mercedes What Happens When The Elephant Sat On The Mercedes Car … . . . . Everyone Knows “The Mercedes bends” ;-> number of view: 77 Share and Enjoy:]]> http://lovemasti.com/elephant-sat-on-mercedes/feed/ 0 http://lovemasti.com/company-making-tissues/ http://lovemasti.com/company-making-tissues/#comments Sat, 20 Mar 2010 06:55:47 +0000 Rohan http://lovemasti.com/company-making-tissues/ Company making tissues Man 1: “I m Always Delighted When People Stick Their Noses In My Business.” Man 2: “Why, What Do You Do?” Man 1: “i’ve A Company, Make Tissue Papers …” ;-> number of view: 93 Share and Enjoy:]]> http://lovemasti.com/company-making-tissues/feed/ 0 http://lovemasti.com/recently-fired-stock-trader/ http://lovemasti.com/recently-fired-stock-trader/#comments Sat, 20 Mar 2010 06:55:16 +0000 Rohan http://lovemasti.com/recently-fired-stock-trader/ Recently fired stock trader A recently fired stock trader said … “This is worse than divorce… I have lost everything and I still have my wife…” number of view: 62 Share and Enjoy:]]> http://lovemasti.com/recently-fired-stock-trader/feed/ 0 http://lovemasti.com/make-sure-it%e2%80%99s-cheap/ http://lovemasti.com/make-sure-it%e2%80%99s-cheap/#comments Sat, 20 Mar 2010 06:55:00 +0000 Rohan http://lovemasti.com/?p=1944 Make sure it’s cheap The 1st Advice Of Father To His Son When Son Got His Driving License Made, Is “Remember 1 Thing Son If U’re Going To Hit Anything, Make Sure Its Cheap” number of view: 76 Share and Enjoy:]]> http://lovemasti.com/make-sure-it%e2%80%99s-cheap/feed/ 0