Love Masti

How to grow up a baby 2 make it absolute charming, smart, good looking, truthful n extremely intelligent kid ?
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ASK MY PARENTS.

Have a horrible day without water

Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,
while soap in ur eyes.
Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday…

When I was born…Devil said

When I was born
Devil said…Oh Shit!!!
Another GOOD PERSON!!!..
&
When u were born devil said …
Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!! ….

Our son got his brain from me

Husband: You know,
our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did ,
I still got mine with me!

The universe is Finite…

Astronomers say
“The universe is Finite…”
Which is a comforting
Thought
For those people ,
Who cannot remember
Where they leave Things