Love Masti

Father to son:
Whenever i beat you,
you dont get annoyed,
how you control your anger?

son: i start cleaning the toilet
seat with your toothbrush

Team India Cricket
Judge asks a little girl: Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mum?

Girl: No, my mum beats me.

Judge: Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.

Girl: No, my daddy beats me too.

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