“woman leans over and says”

A man and a woman who have never met before
find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep;
the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says,
“I’m sorry to bother you, but I’m awfully cold and
I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket.
“The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says,
“I’ve got a better idea…
let’s pretend we’re married.
“Why not,” giggles the woman. “Good,”
he replies.

“Get your own damn blanket! “

pehle roushni ko tarasne wale

pehle roushni ko tarasne wale,
aaj hain hum shayon se dosti rakhne wale

woh suna chuke hain humein apna faisla,
har sawal ka jawab sawal se dene wale

kyon umeed karke udas karon khud ko,
jhooti *** banaee kwabon mein rehne wale

teri nasseb mein hai sirf sohrat-e-harf,
nahi milenge lafzoon ko mehsoo karne wale

[sohrat-e-harf= fame as a word smith, or fame of letters]

woh laga gaye hain mujh par ilzam kya kya,
rooz fareb, hamesha se ghaat karne wale

koun koun se zakmon ko chupaoon main,
itne gehre hain mere ghaw nahi chupne wale

kya pyar karon ab to nafrat bhi nahi ati,
youn loot gaye mujhe bewafaee karne wale

bech deta hai zamana masihon ko ‘Nazeer’
rehbar he the Isa ko saleeb tak pohchane wale

Wadey Muhabaton k kuch aeisey nibhaey hain

Wadey Muhabaton k kuch aeisey nibhaey hain
Hum qatal honey Kuocha-e-Qatil mein aaey hain

Khushbu tery Wisal ki pheili hay chaar soh
Kin kin jaghoon pe tu Ney thikaney banaey hain

Ansoo lahoo mein doob gaey toh khabar hui
Toofan dil mein dard k kia kia uthaey hain

Teri Muhabaton k nashey bi ajeeb hain
Hum hosh mein thay phir bi qadam larkharaey hain

Pakey makan ki wehshitoon ko dekh dekh kar
Ab hum ney Khuwahishoon k gharondey banaey hain

Yeh zindgi kisi ki aamanat hay Dostoon
Gin k baataoo jitney bi lamhey Ganwaey hain

Shaam-e-Gareeban tum ney dekhi nehi kabi
Bass ess khiyal sey tumhain Dukh sunaey hain..!!

mein kabhi batalata nahi par andhere se darta hu mein maa

mein kabhi batalata nahi par andhere se darta hu mein maa
yu to mein dikhlata nahi teri parvah karta hu mein maa
tujhe sab hai pata, hai na maaa
tujhe sab hai pata, meri maa

bhid mein yu na chodo mujhe, ghar laut kar aa na pau maa
bhejna itna dur mujho na tu, yaad b tujhko aa na pau maa
kya itna bura hu mein maa
kya itna bura, meri maa

jab b kabhi, papa mujhe, zor zor se jhula jhulate hai maa
meri nazar dhundhe tujhe, sochu yahi tu abhi aake thamegi maa

unse mein ye kahta nahi, par mein saham jata hu maa
chehre pe aane deta nahi , dil hi dil mein ghabrata hu maa
tujhe sab hai pata hai na maa
tujhe sab hai pata, meri maa

mein kabhi batltata nahi par andhere se darta hu maa
yu to mein dikhlata nahi, teri parvah karta hu mein maa
tujhe sab hai pata hai na maa
tujhe sab hai pata, meri maa

Woh Mohabbat Ka Khuda Hai Mujhe Maloom Na Tha

Woh Mohabbat Ka Khuda Hai Mujhe Maloom Na Tha,
Sajda Usko Bhi Rawa Hai Mujhe Maloom Na Tha,

Woh Bicharne Laga Mujhse Toh Aana Toot Gayi,
Rooth Jana Hi Aada Hai Mujhe Maloom Na Tha,

Subha Hone Pe Bhi Aankhon Se Andhera Na Gaya,
Raat Suraj Se Khafa Hai Mujhe Maloom Na Tha,

Rooth Janay Pe Manana Usay Aata Hi Nahi,
Yeh BHi Meri Hi Khata Hai Mujhe Maloom Na Tha,

Zindagi Jurm-e-Anasar Hai Zamanay Mein,
Arshi.!
Sans Lena Bhi Saza Hai Mujhe Maloom Na Thacrackcrack

Kaha Us Nay Zamaana Dard Hai Aur Tum Dawaa Jaisey

Kaha Us Nay Zamaana Dard Hai Aur Tum Dawaa Jaisey,,

Laga “Tum Say Mohabbat Hai” Mujhe Us nay Kaha Jaisey,,

Talab Ki Us Ne Jab Mujh Sey Muhabbat Ki Wazahat To,,

Bataaya Dasht Kay Honton Pey Baarish Ki Duaa Jaisey,,

Suno Kiyun Dil Ki Basti Ki Taraf Sey Shor Uthaa Hai,,

Bataaya Haadisa Ehsaas Kay Ghar Mein Huaa Jaisey,,

Kaho Ay Gul Kabhi Khushboo Ka Tum Ney Aks Dekha Hai,,

Kaha Qaus-e_qazah K Sarey Rangon Ki Sadaa Jaisey,

Bhala Tum Rooh Ki in Kirchiyon Mein Dhoondhtey Kia Ho,,

Kaha Yeh Itni Roshan Hain K Sooraj Ho Diya Jaisey,,

Suno … ! Aankhon Hi Aankhon Ka Bayaan Kaisa Laga Tum Ko,,

Laga Phoolon Sey Sargoshi Si Karti Ho Hawa Jaisey……!

Contribute : Zahid Shah

Ye Jo Deewaanay Say Do Chaar Nazar Aatay Hain

Ye Jo Deewaanay Say Do Chaar Nazar Aatay Hain

In Main Kuch Sahib-e-Israar Nazar Aatay Hain

Teri Mehfil Ka Bharam Rakhtay Hain, So Jatay Hain

Warna Ye Log To Bedaar Nazar Aatay Hain

Mere Daaman Main To Kaanton K Siwa Kuch Bhi Nahi

Aap Phoolon K Kharidaar Nazar Aatay Hain

Door Tak Koi Sitara Hai Na Koi Jugnu

Marg-e-Umeed K Aasaar Nazar Aatay Hain

Kal Jinhein Choo Nahi Sakti Thi Farishton Ki Nazar

Aaj Woh Ronaq-e-Bazaar Nazar Aatay Hain

Hashr Main Kon Gawahi Meri Day Ga SAGAR

Sab Tumhare Hi Tarafdaar Nazar Aatay Hain..

Poet : Sagar Siddiqui
Contribute : Zahid Shah